Thursday, April 21, 2005

Et Tu Brute

The plot thickens. The conspirators -- Gilles Duceppe as Cassius, Jack Layton as Trebonius and Stephen Harper as Brutus -- have agreed that Caesar must be murdered so they can get his job, or as they put it: "for the good of the people."

Caesar, the veteran Paul Martin whose performance as Prime Minister has been called "hilarious" by just about everyone, has gotten wind of the plot and will address the nation tonight, just before Survivor.

Friends and countrymen. An election is afoot.

Jason Kiwaluk

Mower & Shoveller,

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