DownTime Hosting - Devastation Online

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You see, here at DownTime Hosting, we don't give a stuff about you or your site. All we care about is your money. The moment you become slightly annoying to us, like the moment you realise our service is crap, we will cut your off with not so much as a second thought or simple reply. That's our promise to you! Just give us your money, wave goodbye to your data, and we'll be as happy as a cat with a strawberry flavoured arsehole!

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